The Gospel of Awful Apostles

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When days are long and your life is trouble
And you know it keeps you down
When you feel no sense of purpose
Just like a drifter in this town

You make mistakes, and troubles are many
All made better with more days
Deal with the problems life is sending
All you’ve got to do is pray

"That's right my friends! We’ve all made mistakes! But we have been made in his image. We're all here to be made better by our lord savior father god dad man. His name is Reggie and he lives behind the Taco Time. I am here to spread his wisdom"

I killed a man (he killed a man)
I killed a man (he killed a man)
I shot him dead in his face
I killed a man (shot in the face)

I have a plan (lord’s got a plan)
I have a plan (lord’s got a plan)
to burn this church down a week from now
I have a plan (burn that shit down)

No matter what you know it’s nothin’ but a thrill
look like an accident when we know it was for real
because it’s insured as hell

"That’s right boys and girls, it is, in fact, insured. We could burn it down maybe seven, eight times before Uncle Sam takes real notice. But I’ll tell you what, that’s not the only way to get money, no sir, no sir. The lord Reggie has imparted his wisdom, and here it is: "

I steal from kids (he steals from kids)
I steal from kids (he steals from kids)
I do the good ol’ switcheroo
I steal from kids (those little shits)

pray he forgives (he will forgive)
pray he forgives (he will forgive)
because I know that in the end
he will forgive (you know he did)

Each theft you make will bring you closer to the lord
Stop by the Taco Time on Sunday if you’re bored
Because he’s who we live for


from Atlas Chugged, released September 1, 2016



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